11 days of Doctor

(There is a huge Christmas tree in the middle of the golden room and there are many people around it with various objets)

(Cue the "12 Days of Christmas")

Susan: On the 1st day of Christmas, my Granddad gave to me,

                            ~ One silver pocket watch~

Jamie: On the 2nd day of Christmas, my Doctor gave to me,

                                  ~2 blue recorders,

                            and one silver pocket watch~

Jo: On the 3rd day of Christmas, my Doctor gave to me,

                                ~3 karate lessons,

                                  2 blue recorders,

                               and one silver pocket watch~

Sarah: On the 4th day of Christmas, my Doctor gave to me,
 
                                  ~4 jelly babys,

                                3 karate lessons,
                                 
                                  2 blue recorders,

                          and one silver pocket watch.~

Tegan: On the 5th day of Christmas, my Doctor gave to me,

(a Dalek rolls in and stands in front of her)

Dalek: 5 GREEN CELLERYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

                    4 jelly babys,

                     3 karate lessons,
 
                     2 blue recorders,

            and one silver pocket watch~

Peri: On the 6th day of Christmas, my Doctor gave to me,

                    6 tiny pins,

        5 GREEN CEELLLLERRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

                       4 jelly babys,

                     3 karate lessons,

                      2 blue recorders,

               and one silver pocket watch.~

Ace: On the 7th day of Christmas, my Doctor gave to me,

                   7 black umbrellas,

                         6 tiny pins,

                  5 GREEN CELLERYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

                       4 jelly babys,

                      3 karate lessons,

                      2 blue recorders,

                   and one silver pocket watch.~

Grace: On the 8th day of Christmas, my Doctor gave to me,

                    8 regenerations,

                  7 black umbrellas,

                         6 tiny pins,

                  5 GREEN CELLERYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

                       4 jelly babys,

                      3 karate lessons,

                      2 blue recorders,

                   and one silver pocket watch.~

Rose: On the 9th day of Christmas, my Doctor gave to me,

                      9 plastic arms,

                    8 regenerations,

                   7 black umbrellas,

                         6 tiny pins,

                     5 GREEN CELLERYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

                         4 jelly babys,

                          3 karate lessons,

                          2 blue recorders,

                      and one silver pocket watch.~

Donna: On the 10th day of Christmas, my Doctor gave to me,

                                10 3D glasses,

                            9 plastic arms,
 
                              8 regenerations,

                          7 black umbrellas,

                             6 tiny pins,

                      5 GREEN CELLERYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

                              4 jelly babys,

                          3 karate lessons,

                          2 blue recorders,

                      and one silver pocket watch.~

Amy: On the 11th day of Christmas, my Doctor gave to me,

                            11 fish in custard,


                           10 3D glasses,

                            9 plastic arms,
 
                              8 regenerations,

                          7 black umbrellas,

                             6 tiny pins,

                      5 GREEN CELLERYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

                              4 jelly babys,

                          3 karate lessons,

                          2 blue recorders,

                      and one silver pocket watch.~


(All the Doctors politely clap away at the end of the song, all wondering why is there no 12th day of Christmas.)